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    Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies

    A Safe So Complicated That No One Will Open It, Ever

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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    so long as we have the makita hardware ready in the background in case shit goes wrong...count me in!


    just sayin'...when pizza goes awry, makita tips it's high

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    Image of micjwelch micjwelch
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    "Firefox doesn't know how to open this address, because the protocol (hhttp) isn't associated with any program."


    I can't be the only person to have this problem when I click on the link.

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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    02/04/09

    @micjwelch: Maybe, maybe not. Most people wouldn't bother complaining though - they'd just easily correct it in the address bar and move on.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Much better blade for pizza cutting here: [www.williams-sonoma.com]


    With a blade like this, you can cut twelve slices quick and straight before you're half done with your first cut with a cutting wheel.

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    Image of Darkest Daze Darkest Daze
    02/04/09

    @Geisrud: If there's only a small chance of losing a finger, it's not for me. I want at least a 90% chance I'm going to the emergency room while cutting my pizza.


    I personally use a real circular saw....without the safety guard!

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    02/05/09

    @Darkest Daze:
    Pfft. Real men cut their pizzas while juggling katanas, blindfolded.
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    Image of OtioseScandal OtioseScandal
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Uh... real men don't cut their pizza. They fold it into sevenths, and swallow it in one bite.


    At least, I guess they do... let me go Wikipedia that...

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/04/09

    @OtioseScandal: I wrap a pizza around a giant taco.
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    02/04/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: If you're going to take that route, just make the pizza the taco, and pile it high and deep with taco meat. Top with fries, deep fry until golden brown, and serve.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    02/04/09

    @OtioseScandal: I think you and I need to get into the restaurant business. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get us set up...
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    02/05/09

    @OtioseScandal:
    I'm not sure how well that would work with a 6" deep dish pizza, which is the only kind that I generally buy from the store anymore. And any pizzas that I buy from restaurants come pre-sliced.
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Gawker media is really having a field day with the Zombie references today huh?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    02/04/09

    @Zlevee: Sometimes you have to find the humor in a situation. I think if I even thought more about the zombie epidemic, I'd go insane. I'm just ahppy we have the problem under some semblance of control.
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    02/04/09

    @PenneAll'Arrabbiata_GitEmSteveDave: True. At least the word is out.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    You would hope it's not motorized, as the blade would spin all the sauce and crust towards you.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    02/05/09

    @PenneAll'Arrabbiata_GitEmSteveDave:
    A proper handheld circular saw blade rotates up into the piece that you're cutting, so the saw doesn't ride up onto the blade and try to roll down the piece that you're now going to have to throw out as scrap. This isn't designed to hang down below the pizza, though, so I'm not sure how that would work.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Not good if you have a particularly thick pizza, like the lasagna pizza i once bought from Pizza Di Napoli down the street, but this is so worth getting.
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    Image of b0bcat b0bcat
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Thats the pussiest pizza I've ever seen.
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/04/09

    @b0bcat: I see no tuna.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: I...you.....LOL
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/04/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Zing!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    02/04/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Ahhaha ahaha aahhhhh! Oookay someone's gonna have to explain me this one.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    @ripfire: lol....seriously?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    02/04/09

    @b0bcat: Hey! Don't be dissin' the pizza. The product shot features one of those fun new Celebrity Pizzas®; this one is the "Edward James Olmos". Uncanny resemblance, isn't it?

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    02/04/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Huh? What? No! Of course not! Haha you guys. *awkward laugh*
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/05/09

    @ripfire:


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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02/05/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Well, somepeople's.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/05/09

    @Shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: I don't even know what to say....
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    Image of bms bms
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    But is it dishwasher safe?
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    02/04/09

    @bms: Uh oh. Is this the new "will it blend"?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    The product page is outstanding.


    I want this...


    And holy toast!! [www.worldwidefred.com]

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    02/04/09

    In reply to Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw Can Slice Both Margheritas and Zombies
    Looks like as bitch to clean.
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    Image of DeLarge DeLarge
    02/04/09

    @Pwnieboy: It's a mans pizza cutter, it does NOT need cleaning at all.


    Do you clean your barbecue grill?

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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    02/04/09

    @DeLarge: Yes. Don't you?
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    02/05/09

    @Pwnieboy:
    I've always wondered why pizza cutters are always mounted in such a thin fork. It seems like it'd save a lot of trouble in that regard to have a wide fork that's big enough for you to slide a finger through.
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