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    Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying

    Etiquette: Sex Almost Always Trumps Using Your Phone

    I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review

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    Image of josephers: you're so cool josephers: you're so cool
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    In the black-and-white illustration, why are there two men and no women?
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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® promoted this comment Edited by josephers: you're so cool at 10/29/09 1:07 PM josephers: you're so cool was starred josephers: you're so cool was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/29/09

    @josephers: you're so cool: She's not bad, she's just drawn that way. #contraception
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    now IUDs are dangerous for men only. i've had my dick sort of paper-cut on the dangly string thing. if you bump the cervix already, it gets worse with an IUD IMO. #dickpain
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: DUDE!!!! TMI, man, TMI....

    Damn, I just cringed reading that.. #contraception
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    Image of frankfurter frankfurter
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: of course you did. Or was it a 14-hour World of Warcraft marathon? Can't remember. #contraception
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    10/29/09


    @nutbastard: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHH #contraception
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    Image of PSUSkier PSUSkier
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: Ugh... I know what you mean. Depending on the position it's a lot like a jousting match. Except you NEVER win. #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment PSUSkier was starred PSUSkier was unstarred
    Image of Ron-E-Bear Ron-E-Bear
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Here`s a 100% fail safe method. Ladies, don`t let guys ejaculate into your vagina. Simple. #contraception
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @Ron-E-Bear:

    shhh! shut up! what are you doing!? that's the best part! #contraception
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    Image of Twinder Twinder
    10/29/09

    @Ron-E-Bear: Wait...since when do women have a say in what happens and where? #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Twinder was starred Twinder was unstarred
    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    10/29/09

    @Ron-E-Bear: Even pre-cum can contain sperm you know. Heck even a drop of semen landing on the external labia can cause pregnancy. #contraception
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    Image of jamjen jamjen
    10/29/09

    @Nintenboy01: Statistics show that pulling out is as effective as condom use (no seriously). The evolutionary theory of why 'pre-ejaculate' happens, is that the female's body actively kills sperm, this gives the mother load a bit of 'cover' when racing to inseminate. Normally pulling out doesn't work when the guy looses his load, then lies about it ;) #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment jamjen was starred jamjen was unstarred
    Image of TJ TJ
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Hey now, just remember...one woman's pain is another woman's pleasure.

    I therefore invoke rule 34 and consider the issue closed. #contraception
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    bagellord promoted this comment TJ was starred TJ was unstarred
    Image of bagellord bagellord
    10/29/09

    @TJ: Interesting sidenote, rule 34 proves that the Universe can never end and that entropy will never completely occur. This is because rule 34 states there is something for everyone, thus implying infinite porn. The universe is not completely filled with porn, so it all must exist at different times through an infinite timeline. #contraception
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    10/29/09

    @bagellord:
    Something for everyone != infinite porn

    ~7 billion people on earth, means we need at most 7 billion different pornographic situations. #contraception
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    bagellord promoted this comment psychiccheese was starred psychiccheese was unstarred
    Image of bagellord bagellord
    10/29/09

    @psychiccheese: You're not account aliens and what will happen when we meet them #contraception
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    10/29/09

    @bagellord: My example can be expanded for any finite number of beings. 10 billion more aliens need porn? then we need 10 billion more porns. still a finite number. #contraception
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    Image of bagellord bagellord
    10/29/09

    @psychiccheese: Forget your precious logic. Let the rules of the Internet dictate the laws of physics! Except 4chan. #contraception
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    Image of Gordon McAlpin Gordon McAlpin
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    The best birth control is oral sex. #contraception
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    Image of Firebrand Firebrand
    10/29/09

    @Gordon McAlpin: wrong. #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Firebrand was starred Firebrand was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @Firebrand:

    looks like *someone* prefers anal. #contraception
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    10/29/09

    @Firebrand: Butt sex then? #contraception
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    Image of Firebrand Firebrand
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: #contraception
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    Image of Evangelion Evangelion
    10/29/09


    @Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: #contraception
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    Image of Gann Gann
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Don't forget the most damaging form of birth control ever - abstinence via the threat of damnation. #contraception
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    When is Frucci going to do a hands on demonstration video of these products ala the fleshlight furniture? #contraception
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Back in Medieval times, they'd use animal organs as condoms, too. Just imagine how many diseases were contracted in the name of not having a kid? Blech. #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @Gordonium:

    ah yes, the days when a sort of twisted vicarious bestiality was the norm. #contraception
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: You forgot the [/nostalgia]. S'alright, I got your back ;) #contraception
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Modern methods arent much better if you dont know how to use them. My cousin is a doctor in a rural area and a young woman came to him for the pill and then came back in 3 months, pregnant. He asked her, "Did you not use the pills I gave you? To that she reponded, "Yeah I inserted one in my vagina every day...I dont know why they didint work..." #contraception
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    Image of stevegiblin stevegiblin
    10/29/09

    @Curves: I'd hate to think where she puts her tampons.

    Epic dry mouth. #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment stevegiblin was starred stevegiblin was unstarred
    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    10/29/09

    @Curves: So true... having worked in clinics, it's amazing to hear all the different ideas that women and men have about how to use birth control. People hardly ever read instruction manuals for gadgets/computers let alone for pills. #contraception
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @Curves:

    d'oh, i've been crushing em up and sniffing them. they burn really bad til you get to the placebo ones. #contraception
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/29/09

    @Curves: It's obvious that young woman was either blonde or had her brains f-ed out... #contraception
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    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    10/29/09

    @Curves: actually, that's a perfectly legitimate way of taking the pill. Provided she was actually inserting the pill correctly... #contraception
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/29/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen: She was slipping them in the wrong set of lips. #contraception
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    @Curves: At least she didn't ask how many teaspoons of spermicidal jelly she was supposed to take a day... Did she? #contraception
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    Image of Goondocks Goondocks
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Come on steampunkers, go hardcore. #contraception
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    Image of Noel Hermogenes Noel Hermogenes
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    ok....where's the instruction manual? #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Noel Hermogenes was starred Noel Hermogenes was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @Noel Hermogenes:

    1. In #contraception
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    We could learn a thing or two from the bonobo, a peaceful primate whose social structure revolves largely around sexual intercourse. While I'm against sex with relatives and the underage, at least their heart is in the right place. #contraception
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    Image of stevegiblin stevegiblin
    10/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Sex with relatives? Their hearts don't seem to be in the right place at all. Neither do their gentiles.

    Did someone order an extra chromosome? #contraception
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment stevegiblin was starred stevegiblin was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/29/09

    @stevegiblin: Hey, the gentiles will live wherever the heck they want! #contraception
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    Image of TJ TJ
    10/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Ahh yes, the bonobo, which in English means "they who practice penis-fencing"...which they often do. So basically, you're saying we can learn something from a species who fences with their wangs?? #contraception
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment TJ was starred TJ was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/29/09

    @TJ: Hey, while I'm not keen on the penis fencing, to each his own. #contraception
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    Image of Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus
    10/29/09

    @TJ: isn't cock fighting illegal in most states? #contraception
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Die Fledermaus was starred Die Fledermaus was unstarred
    Image of Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus
    10/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I prefer having sex with people who have their heart in the right place because when its out on the stainless steel table then people look at you funny. #contraception
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Die Fledermaus was starred Die Fledermaus was unstarred
    Image of TJ TJ
    10/29/09

    @Die Fledermaus: If the right-wing had their way, so would abortion.

    Fight the power!! #contraception
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    Image of stevegiblin stevegiblin
    10/29/09

    In reply to Birth Control Used to Be Utterly Terrifying
    Well...

    ...it's still better than kids. #contraception
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    Curves promoted this comment stevegiblin was starred stevegiblin was unstarred
    Image of jlarroulet jlarroulet
    10/29/09

    @stevegiblin: ditto #contraception
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    10/29/09

    @stevegiblin: Ditt-to-the-fuckin-o! #contraception
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @stevegiblin:

    pregnancy is the third worst STD. #contraception
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    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: I never thought about it, but your actually right.

    After it happens, your stuck with it for 18 years at least, with compound interest. Both money and time. #contraception
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    Image of spec24 spec24
    10/29/09

    @nutbastard: I your case the kid would be an STD. You're an idiot. Never have kids, we have enough idiots in the world. #contraception
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    nutbastard promoted this comment spec24 was starred spec24 was unstarred
    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    10/29/09

    @spec24:

    An idiot you say? muahahaha. I challenge you to present empirical evidence to support your assertion that my intelligence is equivalent to that of a 12 year old. Go on. I'll wait. I can always design that laminar flow manifold later. #contraception
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    Image of Chimaera Chimaera
    10/20/09

    In reply to Etiquette: Sex Almost Always Trumps Using Your Phone
    "...and that, my young nephew, is the story of the pants I never washed....and the reason why I'm still horribly single. But I repeat myself." #gadgetetiquette
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/19/09

    In reply to Etiquette: Sex Almost Always Trumps Using Your Phone
    I bet he was talking to his mom. #gadgetetiquette
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    10/19/09

    @Curves: That's the worst mood killer EVER. #gadgetetiquette
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/19/09

    @Curves: No. That was his editor, asking the guy why he has only posted 3 article for the day instead of his usual 100. #gadgetetiquette
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