Same here... I know probably a half dozen famous actors, but I never see celebrity news so I only find out about them by seeing really good performances and remembering them that way.
@bysty: I don't know. With the commercials and the digital shorts helping out, the newer SNL episodes have been funny again. They just need to get rid of the really long sketches. Sketches shouldn't be more than 5 minutes long.
@mzo: Sad and pathetic that you use something so non-nationalistic as Motherhood to complain about America when the origins of modern Mothers Day started out as a call for peace and disarmament in the United States in 1870 by Julia Ward Howe.
Most countries including the US, Australia, Canada and India are all celebrating it today.
@Curves: technically it originated from a chirstian festival here in europe (in the UK it happens on the 4th sunday of lent which was the 22nd of march this year), but whatever....
meh, I made a mistake when i said the whole thing was originated from that, as in the UK the holiday is slightly different. They originated from different sources and the UK one is like 4 centurys older than in the US But they essentialy are celebrating the exact same thing ... but you guys had to be assholes about, GJ
@Curves: While "asshole" is nice--and certainly a baseline standard against which any insult should be measured--my preference is to be called an "incredibly pathetic prick". And, wouldn't you know, lucky me, I got called exactly that in another thread today! I guess we're just living right, Curves.
@Curves: Not a pathetic prick. I mean, that is what you meant to say, right, not a pathetic prick. Just made a little typo, didn't you. One tiny, anyone-could-make-it, 5 consecutive characters typo...
@Curves: Moms are? I thought what made everything stick together was the jam from kiddie's hands. According to Luke from Gilmore Girls:
"I don't even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands."
Maybe it's just because of the teeny-tiny tot in tow, but there's something about the scale of the Google icon that suggests "Attack of the 50 Foot Mom".
@Toastie: Shoot, went to hit the 'x' on that comment due to typos and the fact that it wasn't that funny to me and I hit 'submit'. Nothing to see here folks, just read on by.
If you saw the latest episode of Astronaut Jones, the female alien was played by Andy Samberg, and he stated that the females on his planet actually have larger than human penises. His rack wasn't that large either.
@teamlouish: Really? I was fairly certain Andy was sporting a good-sized rack in that sketch. But since the powers that be at NBC.com and Hulu don't seem to have the ability to share that sketch, and since I'm too lazy to queue it up on my DVR just this minute, I'll have to take your word for it. (Most alien females do have large racks though—just ask Captain Kirk.)
I would like to thank you for space day Giz. Today has been one of the most entertaining days here at Giz that I can remember. I also feel it brought out a lot of great comments from some of the veterans who may have been a bit rusty lately,(not going to mention any ponies)
thanks again and Hasta manana amigos para cinco de Mayo! or as I like to call it, "amateurs invading downtown making life miserable for us that live in the city" However I am looking forward to the turkey legs and grilled peppers.
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But not for pronunciation, more figuring out who they're talking about/ who I'm talking about.
I know like, zero celebrity names.
I'm starting to think I'm the only one.
I only know Will Smith and Morgan Freeman.
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Same here... I know probably a half dozen famous actors, but I never see celebrity news so I only find out about them by seeing really good performances and remembering them that way.
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What?
I said: Can YOU show ME where the CAMPUS is?!
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Most countries including the US, Australia, Canada and India are all celebrating it today.
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meh, I made a mistake when i said the whole thing was originated from that, as in the UK the holiday is slightly different. They originated from different sources and the UK one is like 4 centurys older than in the US But they essentialy are celebrating the exact same thing ... but you guys had to be assholes about, GJ
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Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out there. Moms are the glue that holds it ALL together.
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"I don't even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands."
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If you saw the latest episode of Astronaut Jones, the female alien was played by Andy Samberg, and he stated that the females on his planet actually have larger than human penises. His rack wasn't that large either.
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I would like to thank you for space day Giz. Today has been one of the most entertaining days here at Giz that I can remember. I also feel it brought out a lot of great comments from some of the veterans who may have been a bit rusty lately,(not going to mention any ponies)
thanks again and Hasta manana amigos para cinco de Mayo! or as I like to call it, "amateurs invading downtown making life miserable for us that live in the city" However I am looking forward to the turkey legs and grilled peppers.
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Seriously, space week is a week. Can't wait for the continued gratitude!
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which is not a bad thing because that robot head has come off on SNL during a live taping twice, and once on conan with hilarious results
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