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#microsoft Click here to read Microsoft On Claims of Lameness: It's the Scale, Stupid

Microsoft On Claims of Lameness: It's the Scale, Stupid

After former VP Dick Brass publicly excoriated Microsoft's management and philosophy in an NYT Op-Ed this morning, the company had three good options: fully discredit his claims, let it pass, or admit shortcomings. Or, I guess, none of the above. More »
02/04/10
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By John Herrman
#microsoft Click here to read How Innovation Dies at Microsoft

How Innovation Dies at Microsoft

"Unlike other companies, Microsoft never developed a true system for innovation." Dick Brass, a former VP at Microsoft, lays out in a scathing NYT op/ed how the company has destroyed its ability to "bring us the future." It's insanely fascinating. More »
02/04/10
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By matt buchanan
#earnings

Microsoft Earnings Saved By Windows 7, Its "Fastest-Selling Operating System in History"

01/28/10
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#industryanalysis

The iPad Is The Gadget We Never Knew We Needed

Click here to read The iPad Is The Gadget We Never Knew We Needed
Now that we've seen the iPad in the light of day, there's a lot of chatter about what it can't do. But Apple is now a massive threat to anything not a PC or smartphone. Here's why: More »
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01/28/10
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By Wilson Rothman
#hp Click here to read HP Slate: Coming 2010, Way Less Than $1500, Plain Old Win 7

HP Slate: Coming 2010, Way Less Than $1500, Plain Old Win 7

HP just popped a video of CTO Phil McKinney demonstrating the "slate" we showed you first at CES 2010. McKinney affirms that this is not just some will-o-the-wisp, but in doing so, might've taken away some of its allure. More »
01/26/10
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By Wilson Rothman
#horror Click here to read Ballmer Desecrates MacBook Pro

Ballmer Desecrates MacBook Pro

I thought this Ballmer's autograph on a Macbook Pro was fake, but according to this video of the big man scribbling it, it's not. Somewhere in a dark place, Jon Ive is bracing himself and sobbing. With a British accent. More »
01/22/10
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By Jesus Diaz
#slate

HP's Windows 7 Slate Device Revealed by Steve Ballmer

Click here to read HP's Windows 7 Slate Device Revealed by Steve Ballmer
It's not Courier, but HP's rumored slate PC is here, now. Steve Ballmer and his hardware specialist Ryan Asdourian just showed it off, and man is it cute. Updated with VIDEO More »
01/06/10
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By Wilson Rothman
#steveballmer Click here to read Why Is There a Nook in Steve Ballmer's CES Keynote?

Why Is There a Nook in Steve Ballmer's CES Keynote?

Seems a little random since it runs Google's Android, is all. And we know how Ballmer feels about Google.
01/06/10
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By matt buchanan
#microsoft

Steve Ballmer's Microsoft CES Keynote: Everything He's Going to Say (LIVE)

Click here to read Steve Ballmer's Microsoft CES Keynote: Everything He's Going to Say (LIVE)
Microsoft big boss Steve Ballmer is just now taking the stage here in Las Vegas to kick off CES 2010. What's he gonna do and say? Here, I'll tell you. UPDATING THROUGH THE KEYNOTE More »
01/06/10
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By Wilson Rothman
#imagecache

Some Technical Difficulties at the Steve Ballmer CES Keynote

Oh, that's why we're delayed 5 minutes.
01/06/10
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By matt buchanan
#microsoft

Please Send Us Steve Ballmer's Podcasts

12/21/09
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#retromodo

Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007

Click here to read Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
I wonder how many times Steve Ballmer laughed about the iPhone after pooping all over it in this 2007 interview. My guess: Not many. Don't worry Steve, here's the rest of the top 5 assclowns who dug their own grave: More »
12/02/09
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By Jesus Diaz
#imagecache

Steve Ballmer Rendered in BSODs

Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here's the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: More »
12/01/09
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By matt buchanan
#blockquote

Apple vs Microsoft Wars Pit Shareholders Against Steve Ballmer

This year's Microsoft shareholder meeting wasn't a lot of fun for Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Chairman Bill Gates, thanks to shareholders grilling him about Apple and the iPhone with questions like the above. Ballmer smacked him right back: More »
11/20/09
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By Jesus Diaz
#remainders Click here to read Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)

Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)

Trade in Your DVDs, Plus a Couple Bucks, and Get the Blu-ray Versions...Steve Ballmer Acknowledges Apple's Gains, Remains Cocky...Sanyo to Build Houses Powered by Solar Energy and Li-Ion Batteries...Sony Announces Vague "iTunes-Like" Store on PlayStation Network for Books, Movies, Music... More »
11/20/09
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By Dan Nosowitz
#blockquote

Eric Schmidt Takes The Gloves Off with Microsoft

There's no love lost between Google and Microsoft, at least based on a recent interview with Google CEO Eric Schmidt. More »
11/06/09
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By Adam Frucci
#remainders Click here to read Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)

Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)

Windows 7 Sales 234% Higher Than Vista...Battery Juice No Longer Just an Expression, Still Not as Tasty as Orange Juice...Verizon Calls AT&T's Ad Lawsuit "Junk"...Air Filter Uses Plants to Get Rid of Yer Weed Smoke More »
11/05/09
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By Wilson Rothman
#ballmerinterview Click here to read Steve Ballmer: The Uncut Interview

Steve Ballmer: The Uncut Interview

Most of you may not have 16 minutes to spare on this, and probably don't care anyway, but I promised to post the full video, if only so you can understand the context of our five highlighted segments. More »
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10/26/09
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By Wilson Rothman
#windows7 Click here to read The Today Show Helps Microsoft Launch Windows 7 On a MacBook Pro

The Today Show Helps Microsoft Launch Windows 7 On a MacBook Pro

Good thing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer didn't turn around during his spot on The Today Show. Clearly, someone at NBC either really loves Macs or can't tell the difference between a MacBook and a PC. More »
10/23/09
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By Sean Fallon
#ballmerinterview

Ballmer Optimistic About Win 7, But Says Vista Is "Very Popular"

Click here to read Ballmer Optimistic About Win 7, But Says Vista Is "Very Popular"
As you know, I sat down with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to chat about all of his projects this year. Windows 7 was obviously the biggie, so we talked about it and its less beloved predecessor. More »
10/22/09
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By Wilson Rothman
#microsoft Click here to read Microsoft Says No Xbox Blu-ray Drives Period, Says Ballmer Was Talking About PCs

Microsoft Says No Xbox Blu-ray Drives Period, Says Ballmer Was Talking About PCs

In a revised statement, Microsoft says it has "no plans" to introduce any Blu-ray add-on for the Xbox 360. But—despite the fact they watched the same video you did—they claim Ballmer was referring to the PC. More »
10/22/09
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By Wilson Rothman
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