Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Today, Apple presented to the world its new iPad Air and iPad mini, along with details about OS X Mavericks, updated MacBook Pros, and the Mac Pro. But why waste breath talking about all that when we can just enjoy it in series endless loops instead?

Tim Cook wished us all a good morning...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Which was followed by a quick new feature overview...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Another look at OS X Mavericks, including Maps...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

And iWork and iLife, which now comes free with lens flare...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

The new Mac Pro had its machine-porn moment...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

GarageBand got new "virtual drummers," to whom you are free to bob your head...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

The MacBook Pro got faster and cheaper...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Someone used an iPad underwater?

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

The new iPad Air is thin and light and droppable...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

Which is fine because it also floats...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs

And the iPad mini got the retina display you were waiting for...

Today's Apple iPad Event in 12 GIFs