Selfie Toaster
This one does exactly what it says on the tin. Burn your likeness onto a piece of bread to feed your body and inner narcissist a well-balanced breakfast.
For such a silly concept, getting your hands on a Selfie Toaster is a surprisingly convoluted process. First, you send a digital photo of yourself (and roughly $100) over to the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corp, then their designers create a custom metal plate of your face using Photoshop and a plasma cutter. That plate gets installed in one of the company’s toasters, and you get the finished product in the mail: a custom Selfie Toaster that’ll etch your mug on up to two slices of bread at a time.
If you actually use this in your home, I have so many questions for you.
