#12: Finally, Don’t Invest in Crypto
Well, it looks like we’ve come full circle. If you don’t have millions of dollars to pointlessly burn, I would, again, highly suggest that you not invest in cryptocurrency. Just don’t do it. Use “real” money governed by a regulating body, not fake money made by strangers on the internet. Let’s face it—Bitcoin and its ilk are for the idle rich! Bitcoin is too expensive. Unless you’re a millionaire with no concept of fiscal responsibility, Bitcoin is pretty much for bozos! You don’t want to be a bozo, do you? If Seinfeld were still on TV, we all know that both Kramer and George would be investing in Bitcoin, and it’s clear that they’re the two most bozo-ish characters on the show. I think I’ve run out of ways to say the same thing, so I will say just goodbye. Don’t do it.
