Look, nothing ruins your chances of getting a date like being repeatedly stabbed in the face. That’s why we invented helmets—and the practice of screaming “NOT IN THE FACE!” Our friends at Oobject.com have some excellent examples of the former.
Your head is now safe, sure. But what about the rest of you? Wouldn’t some full-body armor be nice? Or some for your pets? Maybe some hardcore explorer gear to keep you dry?
