#4: 634 Popeye
634 Popeye is absolutely huge, and he looks even bigger because of his deep chocolatey fur and the prominent shoulder hump. He also has thick, furry legs, which is how he got his nickname. It’s unclear if he has any sailor tats, but I definitely be down to cast him in an all-bear remake of Popeye.
The National Park Service calls him an “archetypal” brown bear. I’d agree and also call him an archetypal fat bear. He’s a mighty fine contestant for sure. But in some ways, he’s too obvious and safe a choice. Who wants to see the top seed go all the way? Give me some danger!
