Farmer Don and Farmer Mike, “Farmer Turtles”
Playmates exec #1: I’m worried children might be falling out of love with the whole ninja thing. So I’ve decided to test the market with two Teenage Mutant Farmer Turtles. What do you think?
Playmates exec #2: I told you I quit. My last day is Friday. Stop bothering me.
Playmates exec #1: I think kids are really going to go for them!
Playmates exec #2: Why on Earth do you think kids who are into teens, mutants, and ninjas are also into farming? That Venn diagram doesn’t exist.
Playmates exec #1: What if I told you they came with tractors kids could use to pretend to grow wheat?
Playmates exec #2: What if I told you to go to hell, Dave? (storms off)
