12. Friday the 13th (2009)
The 2009 Michael Bay-produced remake appropriates multiple plot points from the 1980 original and its 1981 follow-up, but fails to add anything of interest other than meticulously good-looking actors plucked from the CW factory (led by Supernatural’s Jared Padalecki). Director Marcus Nispel also made the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, which is arguably worse…but this tepid yet also somehow overly flashy take on Friday the 13th feels as unnecessary as it is uninspired.
