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Absolutely Not

Screenshot: Amazon
Screenshot: Amazon

Amazon included these discounted 3D-printed articulated finger extensions under the Toys & Games section of its Prime Day listings, and it’s a straight up nope from me. Whoever decided these might be a fun toy for kids has never woken up at the crack of dawn with a five-year-old standing over them demanding breakfast. Imagine that scenario, but a five-year-old clawing at your face while wearing these. Amazon would have to pay me to let this nightmare fuel into my home.