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You Deserve Better Than Janitorial-Grade Toilet Paper

Screenshot: Amazon
Screenshot: Amazon

Amazon has an entire Prime Day section devoted to items for those heading off to college or university again in the Fall. Higher learning can be incredibly expensive, and if you’re not enjoying a full ride scholarship, you’re going to find yourself cutting corners until you get a job one day. One corner you should absolutely never cut is settling for janitorial-grade toilet paper. Thirty-six rolls for $63 might seem like a bargain, but a week of subjecting your posterior to what is in all likelihood surplus re-purposed low-grit sandpaper will leave you pining for the TP those bears use in the commercials.