Stop wearing this awful cologne
I’m of the eastern European variety, and our burly men are known for wearing too much of this Nautica classic cologne. Honestly, if you’re wearing this stuff to mask your musk out in the world, I’m imploring you to stop it, on behalf of all humanity. A stick of Old Spice smells better and will carry you much farther than this bargain bin scent. It’s also probably causing someone a migraine, which is rude and insensitive. Wear better scents!
