The Baby-Comp and Lady-Comp are computers that help women determine when they are the most fertile—to assist in conceiving in the case of the Baby-Comp, and to avoid an accidental oven bun in the case of the Lady-Comp. By placing a sensor under the tongue and inputting personal information, the devices can tell you when you are most fertile so that you may avoid or plan on intercourse as it suits you. I don’t know why it takes two devices to do these tasks. Manufacturer Valley Electronics says the Baby-Comp is “equipped with a series of additional functions which increase the prospects for successful conception,” but who knows?
I can say, though, that since using the Baby-Comp, I have gained comprehensive and objective insight into my menstrual cycle. In fact, it appears I have been pregnant for the last 14 years.
New Zaurus [Babycomp-Ladycomp via CoolHunting]
