Ketchup and seemingly ranch

Much of Taylor Swift’s army of fans approach her life and work with Q-Anon levels of intrigue. To outsiders and fans who don’t take Swift quite so seriously, the whole thing is bizarre. One of the many fan accounts that obsess over the singer’s every move posted a picture of Swift posing with a fan in front of a plate of food. The breathless caption describes the scene: “Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!”
The excitement over Swift’s snack, paired with the careful effort not to jump to any conclusions about the white condiment on the plate, took certain corners of the internet. It’s a modest but perfect example of just how far gone internet fandom is in 2023.
Of course, Heinz jumped in with a Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch tie-in product that ruined everything.