I’ve been accused of making the earth move in the bedroom a few times, and someday I’ll have someone in there with me to witness it. Never have I caused the ceiling to fall, though, so I probably won’t have need of the BEX-1 Earthquake Shelter Bed, which can flip up its headboard to protect from falling debris. And if you want to risk it as your building falls down around you, the sideboards of the BEX-1 open up to allow you to hide safely inside of its steel-frame, which is rated to withstand a weight of two tons per square meter.