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He’s a Friendly Guy

Photo: Lionel Bonaventure
Photo: Lionel Bonaventure (Getty Images)

I don’t know about any of you, but I like a man who’s sociable, and knows how to talk to people. And I mean, Bill Gates’ social circle is likely bigger than anyone else’s you know. Look at the caliber of person this guy knows (or knew): Jeffrey Epstein! Warren Buffett! Bill Clinton! Think of the kinds of parties these people put on!

Actually wait, don’t. Don’t. Oh god.