If all dogs go to Heaven, and in Heaven they turn into glowing celestial versions of their mortal forms, and the vast catalog of unreasoning parasites and symbiotic bacteria that made themselves a home inside the canine are carried by proxy into heaven as well, I would imagine this Boalum tubular plastic lamp is fairly representative of what an Angel Tapeworm looks like. The 6-foot tube is filled with 25 separate 5-watt bulbs, and multiple lamps can be strung together to create longer displays, as long as you’re willing to pay $500 apiece for a shining plastic simulacrum of your large intestine.
boalum [FunFurde]
