Bottle Opening Cap Launcher Lets You Be a Jerk Before You've Even Finished Your First Beer

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Can't wait until you're good and drunk to be an obnoxious dick? When you use the Cap Zappa to crack open a bottle its spring-loaded mechanism can then be used to launch the cap up to 16 feet letting you easily anger and annoy your fellow drinkers. For just $11 you can also consider it an instant black eye machine if you're not careful who you're targeting. [Spinning Hat via bookofjoe]

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ryanln
RyanLN

Man, if only I was still in college and had someone to launch them at- although I suppose it'll work with rootbeer caps and I can fling 'em at my kids....