Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots. The Apple store draws in its fair share of celebs of various lists, like Screechin’ LeVar Burton, who aimed a pulsating vein in his forehead at an employee when asked to show ID, and Melanie Griffith, who engenders this priceless response from an assaulted clerk:
at first I was like, ‘Oh wow, cool, Melanie Griffith.’ But then she opened her mouth and used me as a doormat, and I was like, ‘What the fuck is this shit? Milk Money sucked.'”
I do that all the time at the Apple store, but despite all my screaming demands no one ever believes I’m LeVar Burton.
Stars Take a Shine to Apple [WiredNews]
