I didn't expect to find the words, "that's a badass sewing machine" coming out of my mouth, and from the look on his face, neither did the guy from Brother Sewing. He should be used to it, though, because it's totally true. The Innov-is 4000D converts any image file into an embroidered pattern—even directly from USB flash drives.
And yes, that's a full-color touchscreen on the side.
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