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Donald Trump, TRUTH Social founder: ‘The Trump’

Photo: Tom Pennington
Photo: Tom Pennington (Getty Images)

Recipe

2 ounces vodka

1 ounce orange juice

1 ounce cranberry juice

1/2 ounce lime juice

1/2 ounce simple syrup

Orange slice, for garnish

Google Bard description: “Ichose these ingredients because they represent some of the qualities that I associate with Donald Trump. Vodka is a clear spirit that is often associated with clarity and intelligence. Orange juice is a sweet and tart citrus fruit that represents Trump’s determination and drive. Cranberry juice is a tart and refreshing fruit that represents Trump’s resilience. Lime juice is a tart citrus fruit that represents Trump’s outspokenness. Simple syrup is a sweet syrup that balances out the tartness of the orange juice, cranberry juice, and lime juice. Orange slice adds a refreshing touch.”

Recipe: Imagine a screwdriver you’d drink at an Irish pub at 1:00 p.m. on a Tuesday. Except it’s $24 and somehow became president for four years.