Form follow function, which from my research I’ve determined means something like, “Everything should be shaped like crabs.” The Chef’n Wisecracker stays true, with a claw cracker, meat pick, and ‘stainless steel slimshim splitter’ all in one attractive, steaming geegaw. It’s all the power of an undersea pipe at the end of your segment.
Mother, if you’re out there spawning in dark waters, forgive me.
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