Searching for a transportation app that puts simplicity and elegance first? The satirical masterminds at Clickhole have a new startup that lets you arrive in style no Uber or Lyft car could possibly match. Check out Whysk.

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Oh man is this sendup perfect. From "founder" Dylan Blake-Ambrose's smirking self-satisfaction to the promises cram-packed with buzzwords, Whysk nails the jangling startup ethos. Now where's my gong? [Clickhole]