From Excalibur, the same people who bring you the Coffee Master we mentioned earlier today, comes the sure-to-be-bestselling wisecracking comedy calculator. But the jokes are not just any old jokes, no! This calculator features the world-class schtick of none other than Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling, known for his roles in such comedy classics as Howard Stern’s Butt Bongo Fiesta. Got a favorite joke, or a special office enemy? No problem, the calculator features a memory function so you can listen to it over and over again! With more than 70 jokes and dozens of Martling’s sound effects you’re sure to want to puncture your own ear drums with a letter opener before you figure out the square of the hypotenuse of your checkbook balance.
Jackie’s Talking Comedy Calculator [ShopLifeStyle]
