9) Astra Makes a Deal With a Known Satanist
When John Constantine, a magician who seems addicted to making bad decisions, warns you something would be a bad decision you should probably listen. But Astra, who’s already lived in hell for many years, gets tired of doing the household chores inside the Legends HQ at Constantine’s mansion and decides to go against Constantine’s advice by freeing real-life Satanist Aleister Crowley from his painting prison for his help. It’s an extremely dumb, lazy reason to make a pact with someone evil, and it almost immediately backfires on her when Crowley turns her into an animated princess and everyone else into sentient household objects a la Beauty and the Beast in a Disney-esque movie. (Season 6, “The Satanist’s Apprentice”)
