They say it's a poor carpenter who blames his tools, but sometimes the right gear can make all the difference. So if you find yourself completely sober at noon on a weekend, maybe you need to seriously think about upgrading your wardrobe with a Drinkmaster Hoodie designed specifically for maximizing your libation enjoyment.

In addition to a bottle opener on the zipper, the $60 Drinkmaster has pockets for holding beer cans and a hidden flask, built-in non-slip gloves for handling icy cold refreshments, and a quick access ID pocket for easy access to bars and clubs. Just keep in mind the one thing it doesn't come with is booze— it's strictly a BYOB affair.


[MissingInkShop via The Awesomer]