We are looking for an early morning writer. And by early morning we mean someone who can start at 2 a.m. East Coast time and finish around 8 a.m. from Europe, Asia or Australia. What do we need? Outstanding writing, good attitude and a great eye for fresh gadget news and cool tech-oriented stories. Giz-love and journalism experience is a plus. Knowing who the girl in the video is gives extra points. Liking her won't get you the job, but will put you on the right track. Write to tips or directly to your new merciless overlord or cruel —but utterly sexy— mistress with your resume, a few gadget writing samples and a link or two of your favorite Giz posts with a quick line on why you like them. Anyone who sends an attachment will get eliminated and killed by Samsung ninjas.