The World’s Greatest Bathmat

Yours truly shelled out a little over $8 on the greatest bathmat mankind has ever produced. I’ve developed an extremely unhealthy obsession with AliExpress. If you haven’t heard of it, AlixExpress is the greatest and weirdest website on Earth, where everything you can possibly imagine and an endless list of things you can’t are available at rock-bottom prices.
The only catch to Aliexpress (actually there are probably many catches) is all the products are shipped from China and mostly on container ships, so you have to wait a long, long time for delivery. I haven’t received my bathmat yet, but you can bet I’ll be taking lots of showers when I do.