Elon Fires Twitter’s Top Executives
Conquerer Elon, mighty warrior from bullish billionaire clan, lover of doges, builder of cars, theoretical tunneler in the Earth. One day he did crest an internet hillock and spied—there, in yonder vale—an acquisition worthy of Elon’s line: Kingdom Twit of vast Bird-land. With his arrayed army of capital he did charge down and stake a claim. What did mighty conquerer Elon do first upon storming castle Twit? Why, lay low his enemies roughly! No mercy. Goodbye, fair Parag. Goodbye brave Segal. And Gadde, and Edgett. Goodbye mighty Twit executives. Here comes Elon, conquerer fantastic, brilliant mind and strong with ideas and money aplenty, to bring to Kingdom Twit a mighty new era of everlasting prosperousness!
