7. Jared Kushner
Category of Candidate: Trump Princes/Saudi Princes
A new contender enters the ring. Donald Trump’s son-in-law and former secretary of peace in the Middle East Jared Kushner was spotted taking in the World Cup with Musk on Sunday. Hours later, Musk ran his poll asking if he should step down as Twitter’s CEO, leading many to speculate that he was considering Kushner as a replacement.
The biggest reason this would make sense is that both men are the recipients of billions of dollars of investment cash from the Saudis. That’s pretty much the only reason to think there’s a snowball’s chance in Mecca that these two will be working with each other.
Kushner’s father-in-law is currently wrapped up in a legal agreement to use Truth Social despite Musk’s desire to bring the former president back to Twitter. And Jared has indicated that he would rather stay out of the spotlight for now.
More than anything, this partnership doesn’t work because Jared is a drip with no swag. Elon would get very bored with trying to discern whatever lame shit Kushner tries to mutter at board meetings.
