You know, for something like this, I don't even really have to try and make it sound exciting or whatever. It's a three-cigar pocket humidor from Porsche called "Robusto". That one line right there should do the trick for most people. If you're one of those finicky types who cares about details, then you should also know it's made from woven carbon fiber and cedar veneer, and is covered in multiple hand-applied layers of polyester varnish. There's also a two cigar version that goes by the uninspiring name of "Corona" and a one-cigar "Churchill".
So you can now stink up the bedroom in style, and tell your girlfriend you only spent $360 on your humidor. If she bitches, tell her it's usually $400, but, uh, JoesHumidor is having a 10% off sale. And, well, you know girls and sales, right? -DP