George Washington life-size mannequin, $800

True story: I reached out to ask if they had any other presidents. The seller informed me that they actually listed this mannequin on behalf of a friend, and that friend also has Lincoln, but it isn’t for sale. I asked what they were using the Lincoln for, but the seller refused to tell me. Really, we could dedicate an entire article to the sub-genre of life-sized items on Facebook, but that’s beside the point.