Shrek Costume for Halloween (M-XL), $10

I have my theories, of course, but I can’t tell you exactly why there are so many costumes on Facebook Marketplace. At least in the New York area, costumes are vastly overrepresented as a category of products. But that’s good news for you and I, lovers of weird listings on Facebook, and this Skrek get-up is a prime example. I don’t have experience selling things on the platform so maybe you shouldn’t take my advice, but I think a picture that demonstrates just how bad this thing looks in real life is a bad call when you could just go with a stock photo of the product. I don’t think the mask is supposed to be this scary.