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Zooted Garfield, $500

Screenshot: Facebook / Gizmodo

I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of this listing for a zooted Garfield. The seller has a point, he looks absolutely baked, which is why it’s so strange that this thing hasn’t sold yet. It might be the $500 price tag, but I bet you could talk them down.

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