Who am I to say this looks stupid, I think the Logitech MX Revolution is a beautiful work of art. This mouse is being manufactured by Creative and it comes loaded up with an HD Laser engine that measures in CPI (counts per inch), rather than DPI. This was done to make it harder for the writers to use numbers to determine how much this mouse sucks compared to others.
It also comes with included swappable weight packages. The wide design of the mouse is intended to allow all five fingers to rest on top of the mouse. How about I "rest" all five of my fingers across Jonathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel's face? Is that something you would be interested in?