Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg

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This fully-motorized wheelchair—built from an electric golf cart and a Marine rescue helicopter seat—is equipped with a flamethrower capable of firing 15-foot flames. Capable of hitting 20 miles per hour, it is the latest invention of Lord Humongous—probably the secret identity of Dr. Strangelove—and a perfect opportunity for disabled people of the world to get even-Steven with all those punks who always park in the wrong spots.

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Illustration for article titled Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg
Illustration for article titled Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg
Illustration for article titled Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg

[Race Great House Labs via Dark Roasted Blend]

DISCUSSION

@Git Em SteveDave: In that case, the flamethrower will just be shot towards the enemy's feet forcing them to prance around and run away.