Holidazed and Confusing
“A Crappy Christmas” is obviously an ornament depicting a festive pile of holiday shit, and that’s really all that needs to be said about that. Meanwhile, the message of “Happily Stuck Together” is innocuous enough, but the scene of these affectionate cacti being forced together into a pot that’s way too small, their barbs painfully embedded in the flesh of their lover but unable to be removed, looks like some kind of Saw torture. Note to St. Pickolas: These guys look much more like a pickle than you do.
