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Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Result in a Swift and Brutal Ass-Kicking

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With Halloween just a couple of days away, you may find yourself searching frantically for that last minute costume. If any of the following outfits are on your list, strike them off immediately —for these are costumes likely to result in a severe ass kicking. And nothing ruins a Halloween faster than wedgie-induced taint rippage or having the hottest woman at the party kick you in the nuts. Enjoy.

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DISCUSSION

There's some nice costumes there, the best ones I've seen this year though were a guy dressed as Bonesaw from the Spiderman Movie, a giant game of Operation, a dude inside a port-a-potty, a dog dragging Michael Vick on a chain, and a giant Frankenstein with the actual guy inside a cage the monster was carrying.