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Doggos in the streets!

Photo: Angela Weiss/AFP
Photo: Angela Weiss/AFP (Getty Images)

If the world were run by puppers, I think we can all agree it would be a better place. Among the many benefits, I’m sure the doggos would put an end to noisy and scary cars as the dominant mode of transport and use of city street space (except maybe a few places where big woofers could bork and chase them for fun). That would leave streets open for humans to toss balls to puppers all day. That’s the heckin’ future I want. If a reality television star can become a president, why not a dog? President Doggo 2024!