If Captain America was a realistic representation of the United States of America instead of some well groomed side part and perfectly pectoral'd ideal of a man, well, he'd be much fatter, much dumber and much more wasteful.

Using the USA's statistics and rankings in how it compares to different countries around the world in categories like education, mortality, obesity, etc., ADHD paints a much different image of "Captain America." One that reflects our sad reality.

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