I don’t mean to be a bastard, but this future sort of sucks. First of all, no jumpsuits. Secondly, being covered in fur isn’t a temporary genetic fashion statement, but instead a precursor to gay mascot sex. While some may pine for a future filled with shark-finned rockets and ray guns, I am more of a slick ’60s man myself, where sleek pods could pull the pop-up camper that surely held a liter or two of sentient alien sex jellies [pictured [not pictured: sex jellies]]. So bask with me then, in RETROFUTURE, a collection of pictures, words in a strange, Martian tongue (Italian), and epic Real Audio soundtracks. I have no idea what the hell he’s saying, nor do I care—the pictures are great. (Thanks, Infernauta and Modbuster!)
IL FUTURO VISTO DAL PASSATO [FantaScienza]
