Introducing Professor Gizmodo

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Routers. Women. Dinosaurs. Often expensive. Often confusing. Need answers? Convenient! We've got a new resident expert for you: Professor Gizmodo—our omniscient jack of (most) trades. His walls are covered in large, expensive plaques. Send your questions to

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Advice on women: Allow me to save you years of torment. Do not try and figure women out; it can not be done. Accept us as the strange and wonderful creatures that we are, and leave it at at that. You will sleep better.