Jack “Check Out My Nine Inch Nails Cover Band” Dorsey

After letting his platform fester for…. more than a decade, our newly shaggy boy finally took a few baby steps towards making his platform a bit less 0f a hellscape in 2019. And I do mean baby steps: banning political ads that nobody was running in the first place and revamping (a few) of the platform’s arcane policies surrounding hate speech. But at the same time, he keeps on handling the near-daily political uproar unfolding on his site with kid gloves, even doubling down when asked to maybe, just maybe, boot certain noted white supremacists off the platform. The haircut’s pretty dope though. 1/10