It's nice to share link love with small fry purveyors of unusual and potentially useful junk, so here you go: Speaktome.com. This site consists entirely of talking products, including a Talking Solar Bible. Obviously, this is for blind folks, but I could see it as a great way to endear yourself to your friends by whipping it out whenever they do something potentially dirty like watch The O.C. or drink caffeine. Imaging whipping out some Deuteronomy just as your buddy puts a Coke to his lips.
Plus, it's powered by God—or, more correctly, the God in the sun.
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