The Centerfold T-Shirt Works Exactly as Advertised
Thousands of years of clothing technology have culminated to this one moment, a critical crossroads of fabric and fapping. The Centerfold T-Shirt, available soon for $30, displays Miss April in 1/4 splendor—that is, until you undo two buttons to spew forth a tapestry of nudity fit for a king (or just a person with very…