We’ve all seen Voldemort duke it out with Dumbledore and Saruman slapping Gandalf silly, but there are plenty more brawling mages deserving of our scrutiny. Here are some magic beat-em-ups, rated purely by the whims of yours truly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMj3e4_XoOA
Big Trouble In Little China: Egg Shen Versus Lo Pan
Grade: A+
This battle from 1986 is hands-down the most realistic wizarding clip ever filmed. How do I know? Egg Shen is groaning like crazy. Magic is heavy, like furniture.
The head bad girl was the Spellbinder Ashka, who yelled the show’s name a lot and is the subject of what I suspect is the internet’s strangest spank reel.
Sorcerer .
about Merlin holding that football team hostage in medieval times.”
The Keep because A.) it was super high-concept; and B.) it was edited so poorly it didn’t make a damn lick of sense. Here’s the ending to the movie. It’s so foggy I’m not spoiling anything, trust me.
https://gizmodo.com/did-you-know-michael-mann-made-a-nazis-vs-demon-bomb-t-5667887
The Manitou before, but what you really need to know is that a possessed naturist destroys an evil Indian shaman (who was born out of said woman’s neck tumor) with a laser blast. In space. With Tony Curtis.
https://gizmodo.com/the-10-best-scenes-from-the-manitou-an-exorcist-rip-of-5665796
