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Realm Systems is a somewhat reputable company, so going to the company's booth I expected to hear about some kind of a new server-related product and enjoy a chat from a civilized Realm representative. Unfortunately I was wrong when I was greeted with a crazy guy, on a stage, throwing T-Shirts at people and standing in front of the "Wheel of Death." This was a contraption that strapped people in and allowed them to pedal a complete loop. Why? Who the hell knows. What does this have to do with Realm System? Not a damn clue. The only information I could get about a product was when everyone tried to yell "World's smallest server" the loudest for a t-shirt. Be sure and note the "Splatter Zone" sign placed by the front row. Real class, Realm, real classy.