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Lost Navy Drone Found, Alcohol Suspiciously Not Mentioned

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Stop the weekly prayer circle: the Navy found their missing drone. Remember that mini-submarine the U.S. Navy sort of, you know, lost in Norway? Thank the foetus, it’s been found, just 200 miles from where it disappeared. The Navy won’t just suck it up and admit they were totally lit, either, instead blaming it on the world’s iciest scapegoats, the fjords. Apparently, the freshwater thermoclines threw off the ballasts, which were tuned for salt water. That’s pretty reasonable, actually, but I still maintain they were hittin’ the grog a little heavy that night, what with the fjords so easy close and so ready to take the blame.

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